Months of my life have disappeared watching these two circle each other like guilt-ridden Catholics at a post-church dessert bar. No matter how many stars I pour into this suspenders-wearing lunatic, he finds repeated excuses to dodge it.

There is no amount of stars in the world that will allow him to act on his terrible urges. Austin can’t act on it, though, because he lacks stars. Katherine’s whole deal is that she fixes flowers, and is tediously in love with Austin. I sunk weeks – weeks – of my precious spare hours ignoring a clearly dilapidated staircase because some rusty suit of armour was holding the key to a long-lost family treasure, which wound up being “love.”īut worst of all – even beyond all of that – Austin forced me (yes, forced) to lay awake into the depths of night repeatedly because he required stars to court this waif-like trollop named Katherine.

Of his crimes, and there are many, Austin has wasted hours of my life sooking about how the kitchen must be renovated, only to get completely sidetracked for 5-6 stars worth of tasks because his whining Mum wants to bake cakes on a TV show. The Vatican Has Its Own ‘Minecraft’ Server Now, If You Feel Like Griefing The Pope

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